6HONESTY!/ Monday, August 14, 2006
Jokes - Singapore
in a recent beauty pageant in SIngapore, the contestants were tested for their local knowledge.
The first contestant came from Ang MO Kio.
Q: Name 3 watches that start with letter 'L'.
A: Lacoste...(applause)... Logines...(applause)... And...and... and... Lolex...(...)
Anyway, she failed the qualifying round. Next was a contestant from Clementi.
Q: Name 3 fruits thar start with "L"
A: LOngan...Lychee...Liu-lian...
Q: You mean durian?
A: Yes, LIU-Lian
She failed too.
Finally was one from JURONG. Knowing the ladies had problems with 'L', he decided on something easier.
Q: Name 3 fruit that start with 'A'
A: Apple...Avocado...ANG-MO-TAn...
Difference in language
What does an American say when he farts?
Excuse me.
WHat does a Brithish say when he farts?
Pardon me.
What does a singaporean say when he farts?
Not me.
2+2=?
A: Which is correct- 2+2 is 4 or 2+2 are 4?
B: DOnt try to trick me! 2+2=5 lah!
6HONESTY- forever.
7:01 PM <3
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